One liners..

COMPUTERS:

• Eat..Code...Sleep....Programmers do it in loops.
• Bug-less program is an abstract.
• Any fool can can critisise,condemn and comment & most do.
• Best file compression around: "DEL *.*" = 100% compression.
• If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
• Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
• If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
• Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
• Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want".
• The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.